Feel The Light Betray You...

Then Embrace The Darkness.....

First off I'd like to thank you for visiting my web page. Oh wait....No I wouldn't. You see I only created this because I was pressured by society. Yes I caved to peer pressure. I am now a lamb amongst the flock. But you know what? Fuck it, cause bein an outcast doesn't get you laid much. So anyway, here is a little info about me for you curious tykes.

Name: Chris Jones
(A.K.A. Dennis)
Location: Dundalk MD
(The Unofficial toilet of the U.S.)
Marital Status: Don't want one.
Hobbies: Hanging With My friends, playing guitar, playing video games, and being a deliquent.
(There are other things of course)

About the site.
I created this page on July 19th around 2:00A.M. So I Was very tired. I will try my best to keep shit updated. Well maybe not my best but at least half ass. I will try my best to offend as many people as I can with this page, blacks, whites, mexicans, midgets, blacks, nerds, women, blacks, arabs, asians and did I mention black people?

SIGN THE GUEST BOOK BEFORE YOU LEAVE
Or else.............

You see doctor, in my dream I'm this robot and.................
(Picture courtesy of Luis Royo)





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